My last name is No.
Walter No.
How do I know this?
Because I constantly hear, “Walter No!”
So it must be my last name.
Please come rescue me from this God-forsaken family. At first, I thought I’d hit the jackpot. Snuggles and treats and I could poop and pee on the white mat in my pen? AWESOME!!
But then they started watching puppy training videos and noooooooooooooo.
Now I have something called “rules.”
The older two Secret Snack Givers have disappeared completely. I think Julia and Clark sold them on eBay. I wish they would come back from their prisons called “college.” Julia and Clark had their first “all family Zoom call” last week and when the oldest spoke, I twitched my ears in morse code pattern that spelled out:
RESCUE ME NOW. THEY MAKE ME SIT BEFORE BEING FED. DIGNITY LOST. OBIWAN, YOU’RE MY ONLY HOPE.
But the oldest just said, “Oooo, Walter, you’re getting so big,” so I’ve now determined it’s pointless.
All hope is lost.
Kid #2 also told me I’m getting “so big,” and that’s offensive. He’s a fat shamer. Is it my fault Julia is clumsy and drops food scraps whenever she cooks?
I’m pushing eight pounds now. That is eight pounds of AWESOME. Body positive canine reporting for duty, sir!
The youngest continues to be bizarre. He climbed into my pen and locked himself in MY home the other day. Curled up in MY bed. So help me God, if he touches my food, I’ll poop in his shoe.
Hmmm. I might do that anyhow.
Today, Julia and the little one took me to a huge park in Shrewsbury, Massachusetts where I got to run and run and run. I saw other children. This is new. Julia and Clark talk about a “pandemic” and I think it’s why I don’t go places.
Or maybe it’s because I throw up every time in the car.
You’d throw up, too, if EVERY car ride meant the person in a white lab coat poked you with needles, or the other person with a razor shaved you. Hello. My reaction is NORMAL.
But this time, I didn’t throw up. Julia praised me. And I ate soooo much grass on something called a “baseball field.”
Then I came home and slept.
Maybe Julia and Clark aren’t so bad, after all.
Your canine correspondent,
Walter
p.s. Julia needs to name a cat in her book about a grumpy poison ivy pulling lumberjack. The dude owns the cat. Can you reply back with a name that isn’t, well… Walter? Because whoever named me was cruel.
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He lurks in shadows and mystery at Camp Shifter, coming out only during DarkNight, the wild, bacchanalian free-for-all where anything goes.
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—–
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The timer dinged.
Laura looked.
Closed her eyes.
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