How do you top the perfect wedding to the perfect man in the best hometown with the greatest best friends ever?

With an even better reception.

And how do you top the best reception ever?

With the picture-perfect honeymoon in Fiji.

Except…when our past comes back to haunt us, things don’t go quite as planned. I wanted hot sex on my honeymoon.

Not hot sex being filmed next door. On the deck.

With a cringe-worthy view that makes me feel inadequate.

How do you bend like that?

Anyhow…

Will and I met on an adult film set (it’s not what you think…), so when those two worlds collide again, the perfect honeymoon becomes the perfect nightmare.

Between a lascivious film crew in the adjacent beach house rental, a didgeridoo that doubles as something else that starts with D, an unexpected altercation with the police (again…), and some old friends (er, can I call them that?) from my fluffer days (again, not what you think), our extraordinary honeymoon has devolved into a fight for boundaries and — in the end — a stroke of genius.

Which is not the kind of stroke we had in mind, but it’ll have to do.

Because by the time we’re done untangling this mess, we find perfection again.

On our terms.

Just like love.

Tasty takes place after Chapter 15 in the book Hasty, in New York Times bestselling romantic comedy author Julia Kent’s Do-Over series. Join Mallory, Will, and all their friends and family as they celebrate their wedding… and the outrageous honeymoon antics that follow.

This novella was previously published in The Wedding Laughbox but has been greatly expanded for more love and laughs.