August News, .99 Deals, and More!

By on August 19, 2021   /   #AmReading, 99¢ Deals, Audiobooks, Author Friends, Book Sale, Julia Kent, Meli Raine   /   Leave a comment

News and announcements from Julia Kent! I have new series in the works, new releases coming from beloved series, more Random audiobooks, and a few surprises I’m not ready to reveal yet. Catch up on my news and then grab these .99 deals plus recommended reads from some of my author friends.

NEW RANDOM SERIES AUDIOBOOKS

I’m wrapping up production on three new audiobooks from the Random series:  Random Acts of Yes, Random Acts of Love (featuring the gummy bear incident *and* Darla’s waxing adventure), and Random Acts of LA. Each features rock star narrator talent: Andi Arndt, Tad Brandon, and Sebastian York.

Watch for release dates, coming soon!

PERKY by Julia Kent is .99

One hundred years ago when I was young and impulsive (okay, it was five, alright? Five years ago…) I let my boyfriend take, let’s just say…compromising pictures of me.

(Shut up. It made sense at the time).

Surprise! The sleazy back-stabbing jerk posted them on a website and, well, you can guess what happened. That’s right.

I’m a meme. A really gross one.

You’ve seen the pictures. And if you haven’t – don’t ask. And don’t look!

As face recognition software online improves, I get tagged on social media whenever anyone shares my pictures. You try getting a thousand notifications a day, all of them pictures of your tatas.

So. I’m done.

It’s time for revenge. Let him see how it feels! But how do you get embarrassingly intimate pictures of your jerkface ex who double-crossed you five years ago?

Especially when he’s a member of the U.S.House of Representatives now?

Getting sweet between the sheets with a congressman is pretty much every political roadie’s dream, right? I’m one in a crowd.

Except to this day, he swears he didn’t do it. Pursued me for months after I dumped him five years ago. Begged me to take him back.

And I almost did it. Almost. I was weak and stupid and in love a hundred years ago.

Okay. Fine. Five.

But I still have the upper hand. Second chance romance has all the emotional feels, doesn’t it?

I can’t wait to punch him in the feels.

All I need to do is sleep with him once, take some hot-and-sweaty pics of him in… delicate positions, and bring him down. That’s it. Nothing more.

Pictures first. Revenge after. And then I win.

At least, that’s how it was supposed to happen. But then I did something worse than sexting.

I fell in love with him. Again.

Amazon ALL:  https://mybook.to/Perky_AznALL
Apple Books:  https://mybook.to/Perky_AB
Kobo:  https://mybook.to/Perky_Kobo
Nook:  https://mybook.to/Perky_Nook
Google Play:  https://mybook.to/Perky_GP

Add the audio narrated by Erin Mallon for a few more dollars!

Amazon Whispersync:  https://mybook.to/Perky_AznAudio
iTunes:  https://mybook.to/Perky_iTunes
Audible:  https://mybook.to/Perky_Audible

FALSE START by Meli Raine is .99

This isn’t how my life is supposed to end.

Then again, a case of mistaken identity got me here. No one is ever who we think they are. Especially my kidnapper, a man whose entire life is designed to deceive.

Powerful people want my rescuer to die. I’m just a lure. A pawn. An object.

But objects hold meaning. Emotions attach themselves without logic.

Like love.

I now know that Duff will do everything to protect me.

If he gets here in time. And if I can hold on long enough.

Because my body can only handle so much. Pushed to the limits, it’s finally giving out. Giving way.

Giving up.

I know Duff, though.

He never will.

Blink.

Read the stunning conclusion to USA Today bestselling author Meli Raine’s False series, told from both Lily and Duff’s points of view.

Amazon ALL:  https://mybook.to/FalseStart_AznALL
Apple Books:  https://mybook.to/FalseStart_AB
Kobo:  https://mybook.to/FalseStart_Kobo
Nook:  https://mybook.to/FalseStart_Nook
Google Play:  https://mybook.to/FalseStart_GP

Add the audio narrated by Andi Arndt and Sebastian York for a few more dollars!

Amazon Whispersync:  https://mybook.to/FalseStart_AznAudio
iTunes:  https://mybook.to/FalseStart_iTunes
Audible:  https://mybook.to/FalseStart_Audible

BILLIONAIRE BOOK BOYFRIEND CLUB FREE READ

Time for your August Freebie! Damiano De Luca by Parker S. Huntington is available FREE to Billionaire Book Boyfriend Club members only through September 14th.

Sign up for the book club here: www.billionairebookboyfriend.com
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TASTY MANGO by JJ Knight

Ladies, you’ve never had a first date quite like this.
He’s a billionaire.
Desperately handsome.
Wildly charismatic.

In fact, a certain article of clothing of mine has gotten quite damp.
Except…
It’s not the good kind of damp.
In fact, I’m suddenly very, very wet.
Oh no.

I’ve left out something important.
I’m nine months pregnant.
Don’t ask about the father.
I’d rather forget.

But I’m sitting in the fanciest restaurant you can imagine.
Opposite the man of my dreams.
It’s our first time alone together.
The start of something spectacular.
And…
My water just broke.

___

Tasty Mango is a standalone romantic comedy about going into labor on a first date with a billionaire, the ensuing hilarity (and pushing) in a very expensive limo, and trying to manage a new relationship with the world’s most eligible bachelor while cleaning spit up out of your hair.

Digital and Print on Amazon/KU:  https://mybook.to/TastyMango_JK

DANGEROUS GROUND by Rachel Grant

In the remote and unpredictable Aleutians, danger comes without warning in an adrenaline rush of a novel by USA Today bestselling author Rachel Grant.

Archaeologist Fiona Carver has unfinished business in the Aleutian Islands. After an emergency evacuation cut her first expedition short, she’s finally back. But time is not on her side as she races to finish documenting the remnants of a prehistoric village, recover missing artifacts, and track down missing volcanologist Dylan Slater.

Having bluffed his way onto Fiona’s team with fake credentials, wildlife photographer Dean Slater is willing to risk more than federal prison to find his missing brother, but he needs Fiona’s help. She knows the inhospitable terrain better than anyone.

When the two set out together on a perilous journey, it becomes more than a recovery mission. In their fight for survival, nature isn’t the only threat. They aren’t the only ones on the hunt. Mile by dangerous mile, someone is hunting them.

Digital / Print / Audiobook on Amazon/KU:  https://mybook.to/DangerousGround_RG

MY FALLEN SAINT by J. Kenner .99 Sale

A brilliant investor with a Midas touch, Devlin Saint turned a modest inherited fortune into billions, and now operates one of the world’s foremost international philanthropic organizations. He’s a man determined to help the underprivileged, to fight injustice, and to make the world a better place. And that, at least is true.

It’s not, however, the full truth.

Because Devlin Saint is a man with a dangerous secret. One he’ll do whatever it takes to protect. And when investigative reporter Ellie Holmes turns her attention to an unsolved murder, she finds herself caught in a web of intrigue and passion as Devlin draws her closer and closer. But as the intensity and sensuality of their relationship grows, so do Ellie’s suspicions. Until she is no longer certain if the heat between her and Devlin is real, or only a facade he constructed to hide his dark and twisted secrets.

.99 at Popular Retailers:  https://books2read.com/u/m2lM2r

 

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ONE DAY ONLY – 450+ Free Romance Reads

By on June 24, 2021   /   #AmReading, Author Friends, Diana Seere, Freebies, Meli Raine, Savings   /   Leave a comment

I am so excited to share this ONE DAY promotion with readers. More than 450 bestselling and popular romance authors from all genres have come together to offer a plethora of freebies to readers. This is the one and only opportunity to load up that new ereader you bought during Prime Days and stuff your TBR list for summer.

Look for these freebies from Julia Kent, Meli Raine, and Diana Seere.

Random Acts of Crazy by Julia Kent

I never intended to pick up a naked hitchhiker wearing nothing but a guitar. A guitar. Really. I don’t collect guys like that (don’t ask what kind of guys I do collect), but when you spot a blonde, tanned, sculpted man with a gorgeous smile and his thumb poking up and practically begging you to stop – you stop.
And I definitely never thought I’d be staring into the bright blue eyes of Trevor Connor, the lead singer for Random Acts of Crazy, an indie rock star I followed like the slobbering fileshare fangirl I am. How he came to be nude and lost six hundred miles from home is quite the tale, but how we fell in love is even more unreal.
Because someone like Trevor Connor, headed to Harvard Law next year, isn’t supposed to want someone like me, a rural Ohio chick majoring in Boredom at Convenience Store University who is all curves and frizzy blonde hair and manners so unpolished they have sharp edges that make you bleed.
But he did.
When his best friend, Joe Ross, the bass player for Random Acts of Crazy and a man who makes Calvin Klein models look like Shrek, drove eleven hours through the night to rescue him, though, it got real complicated. It’s one thing to like two different guys and be torn.
What do you do, though, when maybe – just maybe – you don’t have to choose?
Amazon ALL: https://mybook.to/RAOC_AznALL
Apple Books: https://mybook.to/RAOC_AppleBooks
Kobo: https://mybook.to/RAOC_Kobo
Nook: https://mybook.to/RAOC_Nook
Google Play: https://mybook.to/RAOC_GooglePlay
Whispersync the audio narrated by Andi Arndt, Sebastian York, and Tad Branson
Amazon Audio: https://mybook.to/RAOC_AznAudio

Stateless by Meli Raine

When you’re born without a trace, no one knows you’re a weapon.
I lie for her.
I hunt for her.
I kill for her.
And above all, I betray my mission for her.
She doesn’t know why. She doesn’t care why.
I do.
Treason comes in many forms.
Love is one of them.
Our training taught me to be a sociopath. A machine. A pawn. Nothing more than a tool for a larger goal, without attachments or feelings.
Our teachers forgot one important detail:
Pawns shouldn’t have hearts.
Yet we do.
It turns out our emotions are our greatest weapon.
And I know exactly where mine are aimed.
Amazon (everywhere): https://geni.us/statelessAMZ
Audiobook narrated by Joe Arden and Andi Arndt!

The Billionaire Shifter’s Curvy Match

When Lilah Murphy started serving drinks at the exclusive Platinum Club, she never expected she would be on the menu.

Biotech billionaire Gavin Stanton had one taste of the new, curvy server and his craving could never be satisfied until he had her fully. Completely.

Eternally.

Fate brought them together, but a centuries-old secret could tear them apart, for the Stanton family holds a shifter legacy that no human has ever threatened.

Until now.

Gavin Stanton is the billionaire CEO of a Boston biotech firm. He’s also a werewolf, the son of a large, ancient family with roots in the British aristocracy. His work is his life. But then he feels the Beat—an irresistible urge to mate with Lilah, a beautiful human who inflames his passions like no other—and he abandons everything he thought he knew in his need to claim her.

Lilah Murphy is broke and desperate. All she wants is a job to support herself, her sister, and her ailing mother. The last thing she needs is to get involved with a rich, powerful guy who would discard her after a few hot nights together and get her fired at her new, high-paying job. But she, too, feels the Beat. She hears him in her mind, feels him in her soul, and the urge to answer the ancient call is undeniable. Is she strong enough to embrace his secrets—and her own?

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Nook:  http://bit.ly/2x6iaXB
Google Play:  http://bit.ly/2MmQ0NF

CLICK HERE to check out all the free romance reads.

Act fast because the deals are good for one day only!

Direct link:  http://romancebookworms.com

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Bargain Books for Your Weekend Binge

By on March 19, 2021   /   #AmReading, 99¢ Deals, Audiobooks, Author Friends, Freebies, Julia Kent, Meli Raine, Savings, Shopping Series   /   Leave a comment
Happy Friday! I hope your weekend plans include some one-on-one time with your favorite authors. If you’re looking for something to enjoy, here are some bargain books, audiobooks, and new releases.

Spicy Pickle ~ New from JJ Knight

First, she tampered with my pickle.
Then, she got us both kicked off a cooking show.
Now, we’re fake engaged.
Sit back, friends, this is one crazy tale of treachery and pickle juice.
Anthony:
All right. Here’s how it went.
My pickle went viral. Millions saw it. Thousands ate it.Hold up, pervs. Let me backtrack.I invented a very spicy pickle made with ghost peppers. One bite and you’ll swear someone stuffed a hot coal in your mouth. It’s extremely popular in pranks.

I’m in the middle of filming with a prominent cooking show when in walks Little Miss Perfect Pants from a rival deli to insist she has improvements for my pickle.

It all goes downhill from there.

Magnolia:
Read the reviews and weep, Anthony Pickle.
I got the best of you on reality TV.
You got me back with a very public kiss.

After your new deli poached on my territory, I swore to hate you. But every time those smoky eyes meet mine, I melt a little.

Cheesy, right?

By the time you’ve kissed me, I already know I’m in deep.
But then you propose?

How am I supposed to keep faking it when every swoon is real?
___
Spicy Pickle is a romantic comedy about a culinary feud, potent pickle juice, and the most not-fake fake love story in the history of reality TV.

 

In a Faraway Land ~ Audiobook by Blair Babylon

It’s an impossible situation, but if anyone can save Flicka, it’s her loyal, hot, ripped, bossy, protective, truly maddening, totally off-limits bodyguard.

Flicka von Hannover was a princess, but not anymore, sort of. To hide from her conniving soon-to-be ex-husband and divorce him as soon as possible, she runs to the place specified by her prenuptial agreement, Las Vegas.

She has left everyone and everything behind except Dieter Schwarz, her bodyguard who saved her that terrible night and smuggled her to Paris and now to Nevada. Living with the six-four, ripped, bossy Swiss mercenary is driving her crazy in more ways than one. Every time he comes near her, she wants to rip his clothes off with her teeth.

Her ex knows that she must be in Las Vegas to establish residency to divorce him, and his men are looking for her. When his Secret Service try to kidnap her and Dieter saves her again, the adrenaline and heat of the moment are too much for them to resist.

But her ex knows that she has to file the paperwork to divorce him, and he’ll do anything to stop her, even mounting an assault with his army on the courthouse when she tries to go to court.

When an actual prince – who has a Secret Service, an army, and real spies – is hunting you down, you run, and you hide In a Faraway Land.

Amazon Audio:  https://mybook.to/6QSHmi

 

Shopping for a Billionaire’s Wife by Julia Kent ~ Free Ebook & Audiobook Sale

Who needs a SWAT team to escape from their own wedding? Me.

My Momzilla turned us into hostages at our own ceremony, so Declan and I are getting married the good old-fashioned way, just like everybody else.

By calling in his private security team, stealing away before the ceremony by helicopter, connecting to his corporate jet and heading for Las Vegas.

The Boston wedding of the year is about to become a trashy Elvis drive-thru ceremony.

Until the best man spills the beans and Mom, Dad, my sisters, his brothers, my maid of honor, my friend Josh, and even my cat, Chuckles, all come along for the ride.

I can’t win, can I?

Oh. Yeah. I already did.

Love conquers all.

Even my crazy family.

Shopping for a Billionaire’s Wife is the 8th book in the New York Times and USA Today bestselling Shopping for a Billionaire series. After Declan convinces Shannon to escape from their own wedding minutes before the ceremony begins, the madcap adventures are just getting started. When the mother of the bride pries their location out of the tortured best man, the whole crazy crew follows the bride and groom to Las Vegas in this romantic comedy from Julia Kent.

Amazon ALL:  https://mybook.to/SFABW_AznALL
Apple Books:  https://mybook.to/SFABW_AppleBooks
Kobo:  https://mybook.to/SFABW_Kobo
Nook:  https://mybook.to/SFABW_Nook
Google Play:  https://mybook.to/SFABW_GooglePlay

Add the audio, narrated by Tanya Eby

$2.99 on iTunes and Google Play!

iTunes:  https://mybook.to/SFABW_iTunes
Google Play:  https://mybook.to/SFABW_GPAudio

Also available on:

Audible:  https://mybook.to/SFABW_Audible
Amazon Audio:  https://mybook.to/SFABW_AznAudible

Chasing Allie by Meli Raine ~ 99¢ Romantic Suspense

It turns out my stepfather has plans for me.

Plans that make dying look like a walk in the park.

He’s selling my virginity to a Mexican drug lord to get out of debt. Chase just found out and is here to take me away to safety. To the ocean. To my dreams.

But while I’m gone, a murder takes place back home.
I receive a phone call. It’s the police.

I’m the prime suspect.

And if I go back, I may become the prime victim.

They say love conquers all, but can Chase save me from this?

Amazon:  https://mybook.to/CA_AmazonALL
Apple Books:  https://mybook.to/CA_AppleBooks
Kobo:  https://mybook.to/CA_Kobo
Nook:  https://mybook.to/CA_Nook
Google Play:  https://mybook.to/CA_GooglePlay

Add the audio, narrated by Tanya Eby

Audible:  https://mybook.to/CA_Audible
iTunes:  https://mybook.to/CA_iTunes
Amazon Audio:  https://mybook.to/CA_AznAudio

 

Random Acts of Fantasy by Julia Kent ~ 99¢ Romantic Comedy

You ever really think that you’ll win the lottery? Meet Mr. Right? How about two Mr. Rights?

Somehow the universe is handing me everything I want (except for that lottery part…), and I don’t like it. Not one little bit. Because just when you get all your dreams handed to you on a silver platter, that’s when an airplane dumps its sewage on your house. Or your mama’s diabetes takes a bad turn. Or your mobile phone gets stuck in your hoohaw.

(What? It happens…)

Boring old average me got everything I wanted already, moving from small-town Ohio to big-city Boston to follow my heart. So when the fancy invitation offering me a pile of money to come with the band, Random Acts of Crazy, to perform on an island resort and be their manager arrived, I thought it was a cosmic joke. Enough money to help my mama get what she needed, five days in sunny paradise, and a shot at greatness for the band? Unreal. One big shoe was waiting to drop. On my head.

Just like no one really ever finds a naked man wearing only a guitar standing by the side of the road hitchhiking and ends up falling in love with him and his friend and moving halfway across the country for true love, no one gets an invitation to come to what turns out to be a resort where people make what me and Joe and Trevor do together look like a chaste peck on the cheek. But…

Well.

I guess these things do happen.

To me.

Amazon:  https://mybook.to/RAOF_AznALL
Apple Books:  https://mybook.to/RAOF_AppleBooks
Kobo:  https://mybook.to/RAOF_Kobo
Nook:  https://mybook.to/RAOF_Nook
Google Play:  https://mybook.to/RAOF_GooglePlay

Add the audio, narrated by Sebastian York, Andi Arndt, and Tad Branson

Audible:  https://mybook.to/RAOF_Audible
Amazon Audio:  https://mybook.to/RAOF_AznAudio

 

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Read the Shameless Trilogy for 99¢

By on March 1, 2021   /   99¢ Deals, Audiobooks, Box Sets, Meli Raine, Savings   /   Leave a comment

The Meli Raine romantic suspense Shameless Series Boxed Set is on sale. Get the ebook for 99¢ and Whispersync the audio for $7.49.

Five years ago, Jane helped presidential candidate’s daughter Lindsay after an unspeakable crime. Now it’s Jane who stands accused, caught at the heart of a presidential candidate’s scandal that threatens her very life.

As people in her life turn up dead, she swears she’s innocent, but forces around her continue to make her look like the betrayer — and possibly, the murderer.

Can her bodyguard, Silas, save her?

Better yet — can he trust her as the two fight an attraction that could put them both in danger?

Or is Jane not who she seems?
~~~~
The Shameless Series Boxed Set takes A Shameless Little Con, A Shameless Little Lie, and A Shameless Little Bet and gives you the entire trilogy in one pulse-pounding read.

Apple Books:  https://geni.us/ShamelessBS_AB
Kobo:  https://geni.us/ShamelessBS_Kobo
Nook:  https://geni.us/ShamelessBS_Nook
Google Play:  https://geni.us/ShamelessBS_GP
Amazon ALL:  https://geni.us/ShamelessBS_AznAll

Get the audiobook, narrated by Virginia Rose and Aaron Shedlock, as well and give your imagination a wild ride!

Audible:  https://geni.us/ShamelessBS_Audible
iTunes:  https://geni.us/ShamelessBS_iTunes
Amazon Audio:  https://geni.us/ShamelessBS_AznAudio

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Triple the 99¢ Savings on Julia Kent / Meli Raine Books

By on December 29, 2020   /   #AmReading, 99¢ Deals, Audiobooks, Book Sale, Box Sets, Julia Kent, Meli Raine   /   Leave a comment

The holidays aren’t over yet. We have a few days until the ball drops on 2020 and rings in 2021. If you have extra hours to indulge in reading, grab a cozy blanket, something hot to drink, tasty nibbles, and load up your ereader with these 99¢ deals.

COULD SHE REALLY FIND THE RIGHT GUY ON THE INTERNET?
“Hot, luscious woman who can suck a golf ball through forty feet of garden hose seeks rippling-ab’d firefighter who has a tongue that thrums like a hummingbird and enjoys painting my toenails and eating Ben & Jerry’s out of the carton while watching Orange is the New Black.”
Curvy business analyst Laura Michaels stared at the online dating site’s registration screen and frowned. That’s what she really wanted to write. By the time her best friend, Josie, edited and clicked “Send,” her personals ad was more fantasy than reality.
OR WOULD SHE GET MORE THAN SHE BARGAINED FOR?
When two different guys — Dylan Stanwyck and Mike Pine — replied within two days, she seemed doubly blessed. After a first date with model-turned-firefighter Dylan that ended in bed — and with a huge misunderstanding — Laura came home from her Walk of Shame to an invitation for a hike with ski instructor Mike. The Great Outdoors became the setting for so much more…
Caught between two men — literally — who turned out to be roommates and secret billionaires, Laura makes a startling discovery about her own capacity for passion.
And, maybe, long-term love in an unconventional romance with two men that pushes every boundary.
Including her own.
She has no idea what she’s doing. Loose cannons never hit their targets.
And they take out plenty of collateral damage.
Four years ago Lindsay experienced the unspeakable right before me, and I couldn’t stop them.
But that’s all changed now.
When her father, Senator Bosworth, contacted me to ask — demand — that I protect her, it was a second chance. A shot at redemption.
An opportunity to right an unspeakable wrong.
Controlling Lindsay as she seeks her revenge on the monsters who hurt her won’t be hard.
Containing my own out-of-control feelings for Lindsay and keeping up this ruse of cold-blooded distance will be.
Even harder than admitting to her what really happened that night four years ago.
It turns out I don’t have to, though.
Someone else did it for me.
And I’ll make sure they regret it.
***Whispersync the audio for $7.49.***

Come back to the homes you always wanted in this collection of ten holiday novellas from your favorite small town romance authors!

We Wish You A Happy Ever After by Elena Aitken: A first kiss when they were kids they could never forget. Now, years later will the magic of Christmas once again bring Jeremy and Bella together—this time for good?

One Perfect Night by Bella Andre: One touch. One kiss. One night. One forever love. Can Noah convince Colbie they are meant to be together in one perfect night?

Wishes and Kisses by J.H. Croix: A rock star goes home for the holidays to find the girl he never forgot.

Come Away With Me by Erika Kelly: A broody, inked man, the single mom he’s loved forever…and the road trip that changes everything.

Must Love Alligators by Erin Nicholas: A brainy, awkward conservationist is *really* not his type, but for some reason, this rich playboy can’t wait to catch this one under the mistletoe.

A Lot Like Christmas by Kait Nolan: Can an interior designer’s evergreen holiday cheer thaw the frosty hearts of a jaded Army medic and his cantankerous uncle?

Missy’s Wish by Katy Regnery: The only thing Missy Branson – Gardiner’s good-time-girl – wants for Christmas, is someone to love her.

A Pride Christmas by Jill Sanders: Take a magical trip back to Pride, Oregon and enjoy meeting some new people and watching how the Jordan family welcomes them in this special Holiday Novella.

The Cowboy’s Christmas Bride by Cora Seton: Cole Linden returns to Chance Creek at Christmas ready to marry his fiancée, but a series of revelations threatens to derail their happily-ever-after before it even gets started.

Unbreak My Heart by Melanie Shawn: Even though Luna and Conner haven’t seen each other in ten long years, can the magic of Christmas in Valentine Bay give this pair of brokenhearted high school sweethearts a second chance at love?

Amazon ALL:  https://geni.us/HFTH_BoxSet
Apple Books:  http://apple.co/2L7IAmb
Kobo:  http://bit.ly/3hyrme8
Nook:  http://bit.ly/3pxvpKp  

 

HUGE sale! Regular price 6.99, on sale for 0.99!! Get the 500+ page boxed set that starts the Top-10 New York Times bestselling romantic comedy series Kirkus Reviews calls “a fabulous, frothy comedy!”

Ever meet a hot billionaire while your hand’s in a toilet in the men’s room of one of his stores?

No? So it really is just me. Hm.

When you’re a mystery shopper, you get paid to humiliate yourself, all in the name of improving customer service. Romance isn’t in my job description.

But the day I met Declan McCormick it was love at first flush.

Until I nearly castrated him with my EpiPen.

How Hot Guy and Toilet Girl became an item involves my crazy mom, a trip to the ER, my homicidal cat, my fake wife, and true love.

Don’t look at me like that. I’m just doing my job.

I’m shopping for a billionaire.

🎧 Audio just 7.49 USD when you buy the ebook on Amazon!
Happy holiday reading!
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