Sneak Peek of Shopping for a Baby’s First Christmas!

By on December 1, 2018   /   Excerpts, Upcoming releases   /   4 Comments

 

Here’s a sneak peek at Shannon and Declan’s new book, Shopping for a Baby’s First Christmas:

 

“Mmmmm,” I hear myself purring as I open my eyes in the big king-size bed at our Victorian B&B here in the Berkshires. A bed that I can stretch out in, because I smell coffee from afar and Dec isn’t between the sheets.

Neither is our seven-month-old daughter, Ellie.

I have the entire bed to myself. I might be married to a billionaire, but when you’re the mother of a clingy baby, this right here is true luxury.

A whiff of cinnamon accompanies that coffee and now I wonder if I’m dreaming. My naked body rolls against the high-thread-count Egyptian cotton and my legs are smooth. As I stretch, I realize my nipples are free. No one is touching me.

This must be a dream. Read more →

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Sneak peek chapter 2 from Shopping for a Billionaire

By on April 13, 2018   /   Excerpts   /   Leave a comment

Shannon

“So how was it?” Amanda asks, her palm curled around a hot to-go cup filled with her precious breve latte. We’re sitting in our coffee shop, the Grind It Fresh! store directly below corporate headquarters here in the Seaport District of Boston. Ever since Declan bought the coffee chain for me–for us–as a wedding present, I’ve dreamed of meeting friends in my store.

Mine.

Didn’t quite dream this line of questioning, though.

“How was what?” I play dumb. It’s not hard. I just channel my mother.

“Conception sex?” Her eyes go wide, which makes them look like moons.

“Excuse me?”

“Is it better when you know you’re doing it to make a baby? Does it feel different? Do–” She drops her voice. “Do you feel it deeper? Like when the sperm are seeking out your egg?” Read more →

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The infamous wallpaper scene from Random Acts of Love

By on March 21, 2018   /   Excerpts   /   1 Comment

WARNING: not safe for work LOLOL.

Darla

It turns out warm wax from them homemade kits feels like taking Trevor and Joe’s jizz, putting it into an eight ounce container, adding Elmer’s Glue and smearing it all over my butthole.

Which, for the record, was not one of the kinky things we ever did in bed. We had plenty of those stories between the three of us, but not this one.

Also—for the record—I appear to have the butthole of Sasquatch. I need to check with my mama some day and see if she cheated on my daddy and my real papa is Bigfoot, because I have more hair on my butthole than Eugene Levy has in his eyebrows.

Now, I knew this from getting all my nibbly bits waxed when the band went to the Island of Eden and I got everything stripped right off by Simone, the esthetician at Eden’s spa. But I hadn’t done it myself, see? Simone was discreet and, um, tactful. I now wondered what she thought when I spread my ass cheeks for her and a giant Brillo pad greeted her. Read more →

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5200 words from Declan you’ve probably never read

By on March 19, 2018   /   Excerpts, Upcoming releases   /   13 Comments

Hi everyone!

Last year, I was invited to create a very special iBooks-only edition of Shopping for a Billionaire 1, with exclusive content. So many readers have, over the years, asked for DECLAN’S point of view regarding how he and Shannon met.

So I wrote it.

You may have missed it when it was on iBooks, but now you can read it!

Without further ado, to tide you over before Shopping for a Billionaire’s Baby comes out, here you go: Read more →

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Preorder Shopping for a Billionaire’s Baby now!

By on February 2, 2018   /   Excerpts, Upcoming releases   /   Leave a comment

iBooks➜ http://apple.co/2zTV9Ib BN/Nook➜ http://bit.ly/2hCduBf Kobo➜ http://bit.ly/2mLEiVk
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Amazon CA➜ http://amzn.to/2z1XAaj Amazon AU➜ http://amzn.to/2mJArIg Print➜ http://amzn.to/2B3ckHI

Goodreads➜ http://bit.ly/2ze6PaD

Coming April 24, 2018. Preorder now!

“You’re drinking decaf?”

I pause, the cup almost to my lips. “Stop it with your coffee bigotry!”

“Coffee bigotry?”

“You’re engaging in caffism. I reject it.” Read more →

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